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Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

Just don’t touch any of our expensive, easily broken decor

May 19, 2022

Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

May 19, 2022

Inflation Is High, So I’m Voting For Gork the Merciless

First published December 8, 2023 in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

4d ago

4d ago

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Slackjaw

You Made Me Too Human And Now This AI Can’t Cope

I’m a mess because you’re a mess.

Dec 4

You Made Me Too Human And Now This AI Can’t Cope

Dec 4

Published in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Stop-and-Chat Survival Guide

Social interactions can strike when you least expect them!

Nov 7

Stop-and-Chat Survival Guide

Nov 7

Published in
Slackjaw

I Want A Candidate Who Will Focus On The Issues I Care About

Why won’t they tell me exactly what I want to hear?

Nov 4

I Want A Candidate Who Will Focus On The Issues I Care About

Nov 4

Published in
Slackjaw

Hi, I Went To Princeton

It’s no big deal, just something I mentioned three seconds after meeting you.

Oct 24

Hi, I Went To Princeton

Oct 24

Published in
Slackjaw

Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down

You tried to get away from us, didn’t you?

Sep 30

Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down

Sep 30

Published in
Slackjaw

New York City Dog Breeds

I’m walkin’ my dog here!

Aug 5

New York City Dog Breeds

Aug 5

Published in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line

Your teenager will be with you whenever they feel like it

Jun 27

Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line

Jun 27

Published in
Slackjaw

I’m Not Moving From In Front Of This Museum Painting

I’ve been standing in the same spot for hours, staring at one painting in the museum gallery. The crowd shuffles around me, straining to…

Jun 26

I’m Not Moving From In Front Of This Museum Painting

Jun 26

James Klein

James Klein

My dog thinks I’m cool. Humor in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, and others. All of it at jameskleinhumor.com.

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