Jun 5, 2022
Ha! We’ll make sure to include the oatmeal next time (but charge you for it). We insist the dripping faucet is all in your head. Or your fault somehow.
Written by James Klein
My dog thinks I’m cool. Humor in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, and others. All of it at jameskleinhumor.com.