My Cryptic Social Media Posts Will Alarm and Confuse You

Don’t you want to know what I’m talking about?

James Klein

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First published July 18, 2023 in Points In Case

You can see from my social media that something is happening to me. Or it could be someone else. In any case, it’s a big deal. Or it’s insignificant. But there’s definitely good news. Or a catastrophe. You’ll only find out by asking what I meant.

That’s when I have you, caught in my thirst trap. You can try deciphering my ambiguous responses in the comments…

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James Klein

My dog thinks I’m cool. Humor in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, and others. All of it at jameskleinhumor.com.