Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

Just don’t touch any of our expensive, easily broken decor

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Namaste and aloha. We are Dylan Stratocaster and Marlowe Lovebreeze, the suspiciously attractive owners of Olocan, the vaguely indigenous-sounding name of our rental property in Joshua Tree, California.

Now that you’re here, it’s time to relax. Smell the air. Breathe the sun. Pick the dust…