Superman Paranoid After Too Many Gummies

I’ve got super strength, and a wicked buzz

James Klein
The Haven
Published in
3 min readAug 24, 2023

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It’s me, Superman, and yes, I’m here to apologize. What happened yesterday was totally my fault. I ate some weed gummies, and I didn’t know how strong they were. It’s not an excuse, but I didn’t mean to get so blazed in the middle of saving the world.

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James Klein
The Haven

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