Trillionaires Help So Many While Raking in Trillions

Why is everyone against them?

James Klein

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First published January 25, 2022 in Robot Butt

A grateful world thanks its beloved trillionaires, who do so much good while obscenely enriching themselves. So claims a new report from the Institute for Limitless Acquisition, a trillionaire-funded thinktank launched by warbot mogul Lazarus Whiff.

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James Klein

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