Your Cat’s Op-Ed On Your New Baby

Time for this kitty to drag that crusty mess.

James Klein
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readJan 29, 2024

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Opinion Essay By Your Cat
Your Cat is the Feline Lifestyle Critic for All Things in Your House

The three of us had a good life. You adopted me as a kitten, and I considered you my parents, even if we’re not biologically related. You loved me, and doted on me, and I returned your…

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James Klein
Slackjaw

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