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Slackjaw

Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

Just don’t touch any of our expensive, easily broken decor

May 19, 2022

Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

May 19, 2022

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Slackjaw

Ways I’ll Never Be Rich Enough To Die

I can’t afford to die like a millionaire.

Apr 18

Ways I’ll Never Be Rich Enough To Die

Apr 18

We Dare You To Figure Out What Our Nonprofit Does

First published February 6, 2024 in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Feb 7

Feb 7

Inflation Is High, So I’m Voting For Gork the Merciless

First published December 8, 2023 in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Dec 16, 2024

Dec 16, 2024

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Slackjaw

You Made Me Too Human And Now This AI Can’t Cope

I’m a mess because you’re a mess.

Dec 4, 2024

You Made Me Too Human And Now This AI Can’t Cope

Dec 4, 2024

Published in

Greener Pastures Magazine

Stop-and-Chat Survival Guide

Social interactions can strike when you least expect them!

Nov 7, 2024

Stop-and-Chat Survival Guide

Nov 7, 2024

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Slackjaw

I Want A Candidate Who Will Focus On The Issues I Care About

Why won’t they tell me exactly what I want to hear?

Nov 4, 2024

I Want A Candidate Who Will Focus On The Issues I Care About

Nov 4, 2024

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Slackjaw

Hi, I Went To Princeton

It’s no big deal, just something I mentioned three seconds after meeting you.

Oct 24, 2024

Hi, I Went To Princeton

Oct 24, 2024

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Slackjaw

Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down

You tried to get away from us, didn’t you?

Sep 30, 2024

Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down

Sep 30, 2024

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Slackjaw

New York City Dog Breeds

I’m walkin’ my dog here!

Aug 5, 2024

New York City Dog Breeds

Aug 5, 2024

James Klein

James Klein

My dog thinks I’m cool. Humor in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, and others. All of it at jameskleinhumor.com.

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