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James Klein

Pinned

James Klein
in
Slackjaw

Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

Just don’t touch any of our expensive, easily broken decor

May 19, 2022

Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

May 19, 2022

James Klein
in
Slackjaw

New York City Dog Breeds

I’m walkin’ my dog here!

Aug 5

New York City Dog Breeds

Aug 5

James Klein
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line

Your teenager will be with you whenever they feel like it

Jun 27

Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line

Jun 27

James Klein
in
Slackjaw

I’m Not Moving From In Front Of This Museum Painting

I’ve been standing in the same spot for hours, staring at one painting in the museum gallery. The crowd shuffles around me, straining to…

Jun 26

I’m Not Moving From In Front Of This Museum Painting

Jun 26

James Klein
in
Slackjaw

My Loser Cat Gets Zero Likes

He needs to up his influencer game.

May 13

My Loser Cat Gets Zero Likes

May 13

James Klein
in
Slackjaw

Presenting My Scientific Breakthrough Of A Snake With Human Arms

I’m ready to be praised for my groundbreaking innovation!

Apr 7

Presenting My Scientific Breakthrough Of A Snake With Human Arms

Apr 7

James Klein
in
Slackjaw

I’m Not Afraid Of AI Because Technology Has Fulfilled Every Promise

Aren’t we all happier than we’ve ever been?

Mar 7

I’m Not Afraid Of AI Because Technology Has Fulfilled Every Promise

Mar 7

James Klein
in
Slackjaw

Your Cat’s Op-Ed On Your New Baby

Time for this kitty to drag that crusty mess.

Jan 29

Your Cat’s Op-Ed On Your New Baby

Jan 29

James Klein
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Kick-Start Your Panic With These Morning Hacks

Wake up, you’re behind schedule!

Jan 19

Kick-Start Your Panic With These Morning Hacks

Jan 19

James Klein
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Children’s Books Approved in Florida

“Baa Baa Black Sheep” was banned for Critical Race Theory

Nov 15, 2023

Children’s Books Approved in Florida

Nov 15, 2023

James Klein

James Klein

My dog thinks I’m cool. Humor in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, and others. All of it at jameskleinhumor.com.

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