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James Klein
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Slackjaw

Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

Just don’t touch any of our expensive, easily broken decor

4 min readMay 19, 2022

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Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

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James Klein
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Slackjaw

Presenting My Scientific Breakthrough Of A Snake With Human Arms

I’m ready to be praised for my groundbreaking innovation!

4 min readApr 7, 2024

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Presenting My Scientific Breakthrough Of A Snake With Human Arms

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James Klein
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Slackjaw

I’m Not Afraid Of AI Because Technology Has Fulfilled Every Promise

Aren’t we all happier than we’ve ever been?

4 min readMar 7, 2024

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I’m Not Afraid Of AI Because Technology Has Fulfilled Every Promise

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James Klein
in
Slackjaw

Your Cat’s Op-Ed On Your New Baby

Time for this kitty to drag that crusty mess.

3 min readJan 29, 2024

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Your Cat’s Op-Ed On Your New Baby

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James Klein
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Greener Pastures Magazine

Kick-Start Your Panic With These Morning Hacks

Wake up, you’re behind schedule!

3 min readJan 19, 2024

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Kick-Start Your Panic With These Morning Hacks

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James Klein
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Children’s Books Approved in Florida

“Baa Baa Black Sheep” was banned for Critical Race Theory

2 min readNov 15, 2023

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Children’s Books Approved in Florida

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James Klein
in
Slackjaw

Werner Herzog’s Dispiriting Haikus for the New York Subway

Life’s pointless anguish in 17 syllables

1 min readOct 28, 2023

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Werner Herzog’s Dispiriting Haikus for the New York Subway

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James Klein
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Second Amendment Guarantees My Right to Keep and Bear Killer Robots

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a weaponized android is a good guy with a weaponized android.

3 min readSep 22, 2023

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Second Amendment Guarantees My Right to Keep and Bear Killer Robots

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James Klein
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The Haven

Superman Paranoid After Too Many Gummies

I’ve got super strength, and a wicked buzz

3 min readAug 24, 2023

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Superman Paranoid After Too Many Gummies

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James Klein
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

What Republicans Think I’ll Buy with My Student Loan Forgiveness Money

It’s not food or housing

1 min readAug 2, 2023

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What Republicans Think I’ll Buy with My Student Loan Forgiveness Money

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James Klein

James Klein

My dog thinks I’m cool. Humor in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, and others. All of it at jameskleinhumor.com.

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